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Well the Holidays are upon us again; hope everyone had a Great Turkey Day, has an even Warmer Christmas, and the BEST New Years of all time.

Now, enough of this sentemental stuff lets get to the dirt I've heard.....

Waunetta, otherwise known as Ma, has one of those new French lighters, you have to blow it to make it HOT.

Eddie 8. plays music like Hell so he can go to Heaven.

Speaking of Heaven, if it only took six days to create the earth I can hardly wait to see this bar, it must be spectacular.

What's all this fuss about Jon B.'s Crisco F.F. parties on the weekends, Everyone is Raving about them. Jon if you invite RITA to your next one I'll even bring my own French Fries!!!

Boy is that Jeff P., who won the contest for Mr. Erection at Chaps, a HUNK. RITA was a judge and he sure got my vote. Have a great time in Florida Jeff.

Brad has to work Christmas Day so he told me, "I'll have drink specials ALL day, if you want to party bring a covered dish". I'll see you all there after family commitments are

over.

Got loads of Christmas shopping done, at The North Coast Knights "TOY" Party, for all the perverts in my life. Don and Jeff gave me a sneak preview of the new 0.P. Toledo. Wait till you see this place, it has got to be one of the FINEST Discos in the Midwest.

Watching my HERO, Alexis Carrington Colby, has always been a MUST DO on Wednesday nights. But now it's thrice as much fun because I can have Cocktails with my friends and also stare at Mark (GRRRRRR) behind the bar at Exedra's weekly DYNASTY PARTY.

Just got an invitation to Dale, the manager of The Coach, and Rusty's Engagment Party. Congratulations Rusty, I never thought anyone could settle him down.

GOOD NEWS!!! Rita got into her butchest clothes the other night and went to that new straight bar, Lidos (formerly The Gold Coast), and the crowd (all TWO of them) was having a great time. Get It Girls. HA-HA.

Speaking of The Gold Coast. Totie just told me that, "It's Offical, this December 7th is 'Remember Dr. Pradist Satayathum Day'. Take an Oriental to court day.

Further into this issue you will notice a new series entitled 'BUTCH BLABS, Butch is RITA'S illegitimate brother and he will be covering the Womans Gossip from now on. Watch, I'll be accused of nepotism

now.

On the subject of women, one of the nicest people I've ever met is Monica, bartender at Isis Club, she always has a smile, a good word, and a great drink ready for everyone. I have decided what I want for Christmas. Tom, the bartender at A Mans World, who wears the bikers cap and black leather vest all the time. Just bring him to me, I'll UNWRAP him myself. If Tom's busy, then make it Buddy from the 620. What the hell, I'm Greedy, I'll take both of them.

Gary and Paul, I know you're telling everyone, "we're just good friends but it looks like more than that to us.

Had a great time at our Editor's, Danny, Annual Thanksgiving Bash. All that beautiful stuff to eat, and the turkey & ham wasn't bad either.

Sleaze, your new penthouse is just divine. But the two flashing red lights you had installed, on the roof, above your bedroom windows is just a Pinch Tacky for The Carlyle,

Dear.

Frick, of Frick & Frack, has a new calling. It seems he redesigned the enterance of the new (?) Lidos for the Doctor. Frick, I didn't know you still had it in you. You DESERVE a tip of RITA'S bonnet.

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